I am Martha Stewart, Really.

Martha Stewart started in her basement.

secret diva

Secret Diva...just like me, except I ooze it so obviously.

I am going to tell my husband this.  I don’t think he believes me when I sit down to do work for the business.  I am really wondering why he doesn’t see massive dollar signs when he looks at me.  I know; it’s because he is a man.  I see massive dollar signs when I look at him, because I love him.

Really, I know that he is freaking out about the amount of money it is going to cost me to get the skin care line started.  I have started itemizing what I need to purchase.  I am trying to show it to him piece by piece.  I am hoping to avoid any fainting that way.  Wait till he finds out how much the marketing artist is going to cost.  I mean I am going to get a discount because we know each other ( he dated my sister).

I am Martha Stewart so he shouldn’t worry.  I think Martha solved her problem by ignoring her husband until she was ready to divorce him.  Maybe…Damn, I’m out of ideas!

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~ by lishloren on November 12, 2009.

 
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